Thursday, 4 December 2014

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS, VOL 25

Ariana Grande, Victoria's Secret, Elsa Hosk, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus,
ARIANA GRANDE REACTS TO GETTING HEAD-BUTTED
by Elsa Hosk's angel wings. God HAD to have had something to do with this.
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The annual Victoria's Secret fashion show was filmed earlier this week and thank God something bad happened because otherwise who the hell would want to watch it? It's nothing but leggy supermodels strutting around in feathers and bondage boots. So basically what happened was ... hang on, I've gotta take a puff of my inhaler or I'll start hyperventilating with joy ... universally loathed diva Ariana Grande got slapped in the face accidentally on purpose by an angel wing during her performance. Which is fifty shades of hilarious because not only do we have a photo of the instant the little brat got served but it has also been turned into a meme so you're going to be seeing as much of this as you did of Kim Kardashian's butterball arse two weeks ago. I don't even think you're going to need Christmas presents after this!
As for the supermodels-in-lingerie that also happened, here are a few extremely dull images from the show, which airs Dec. 9 but I don't know why I'm even telling you this. I'm sure you've got sock drawers that need re-arranging. 
Meanwhile in other celebredictcumberbatch news:

And speaking of Ariana Grande, she's the new Mariah Carey. (But don't tell Mariah Carey.) Seriously, how fabulous is 'Santa Tell Me?' YouTube

And speaking of Mariah Carey, she's ... having issues. Watch poor Mariah absolutely MANGLE her own classic 'All I Want for Christmas' at Rockefeller Centre last night. CTVNews

Miley is basically partying all night in the nude with Patrick Schwarzenegger. I'm pretty sure Maria Shriver wants to kill herself right now. PageSix