Wednesday, 21 January 2015

AMBER ROSE'S MONOKINI DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

amber rose, wiz khalifa, miami hotel,
AMBER ROSE REFLECTS ON THE MEANING OF LIFE
 while giving the groundskeepers at her Miami hotel a friggin heart attack. 
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Serial rapper-dater Amber Rose is sad that her marriage to Wiz Khalifa broke up because he cheated on her with Asian twins and then made a porno with a Playboy model. But she is a strong albeit utterly talentless golddigger and so she is coping with this trauma in the only way she knows how: golddigging. Hence we are being treated to her traditional mating ritual, a sort of modern version of the dropping of the handkerchief. Except in this case the handkerchief is a mindboggling flurry of titillating photos and videos of Amber Rose twerking and showering and hanging her bare arse over various hotel balconies, culminating with this one, which ... which is ... I'm sorry, but what exactly is holding that bikini on? Sheer willpower? I'm going with sheer willpower. Keep this up, Amber Rose, and you'll have a new unsavoury future ex-husband by next week!