Monday, 8 June 2015

CHRISSY TEIGEN AND JOHN LEGEND GOT PAID TO DO THIS

Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, GQ magazine, Lena Dunham,
CHRISSY TEIGEN AND JOHN LEGEND ENJOY DINNER AT A FANCY RESTAURANT 
Jesus Christ, Chrissy: you're getting hair in the appetizers! Sheesh. Supermodels, amirite?
Anders Overgaard/GQ February 2015

Yes. Yes, you're getting another Chrissy Teigen post. For those of you who are counting, that's two eyeballsful of Chrissy Teigen in two days. I don't normally do back-to-back anybody on this blog but I will occasionally make an exception, and today is one of those exceptional occasions. Mostly because there's sweet dick-all else going on in the celebritwat world but also because I took one look at this photo and felt the air whoosh out of my head. 

When last we left Chrissy, her six-foot-long legs were gratuitously flailing all over a hospital bed while some doctor got paid actual money to rub her ankles and say, "In my professional opinion you cracked your foot bone. The chest X-rays were just a precautionary measure. One can never be too thorough ..." Then today, Chrissy and her husband, singer John Legend, unleashed this GQ photoshoot, in which they got paid actual money to do the sort of thing one feverishly imagines they do at home for free all the time. Plus they probably got to keep the clothes, which GQ has the cajones to suggest are the secret to bagging a supermodel.

Yeah, that's right; it's all about the cable-knit cardigans. What's that? You don't own one? Oh well. Enjoy your lifetime supply of Lena Dunham lookalikes. Click here to view the rest of the Chrissy Teigen-John Legend photoshoot, in which I can absolutely guarantee you she was not wearing underpants. Call it a hunch.