Friday, 16 January 2015

DRAKE SENT PORN STAR A 'CRINGEWORTHY' NUDIE PIC

drake, mia khalifa, tati neves, jennifer aniston,
PORN STAR MIA KHALIFA MAY FAKE SEX FOR CASH WHILE WEARING A HIJAB 
but by Allah, she has standards. Don't you ever forget that!
INSTAGRAM/MIA KHALIFA1

Drake is rapidly becoming the Jennifer Aniston of the rap world and if he's not careful the taint will soon grow so strong it will repel all females instead of just Rihanna and porn stars. Because Lebanese porn star Mia Khalifa, who would literally rather risk death by beheading than hook up with Drake (oh please; she makes pornos while wearing a hijab ... I give her till February), told a radio show host that Drake "a celebrity" sent her a half-naked picture of himself on Instagram and she responded by publicly stoning him with her words.
Via Man Cave:
Host: How ’bout this. Give me a name it rhymes with.
Mia: Oh my god. Ummm. It rhymes with…”rake.”
And did Rake follow her on Twitter and creep through direct message like most famous people? Of course not. He actually sent her a half-naked picture on Instagram, like a horny teenager. Because, of course Rake would do that.
She liked it, though, right?
“It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy.”
Yeah well I'm no expert, Rake, and neither is my born-again virgin moron editor, but both of us have had a good cry-laugh over this one and here's what we've concluded: It's the robe. You gotta lose the robe. And if that doesn't work, maybe you should just call Tati Neves. She's already proven that she's not above "cringeworthy" and I'm pretty sure she has absolutely nothing to do with her time these days.