Sunday, 18 January 2015

GWYNETH THINKS WE SHOULD STEAM OUR PRIVATES

Gwyneth Paltrow, Goop, vagina steam, chris martin, coldplay, jennifer lawrence,
'I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, MY VAGINA 
ISN'T STEAMY ENOUGH'
MingleMedia/TVNetwork photo


When last we checked in on Gwyneth Paltrow, she was either pulling oil or making her kids sell organic lemonade to homeless people. I can't even remember. She's such an egregiously silly hippie it's almost impossible to keep up with her stupidisms. 

Although this latest one seems to have stupidism legs because by God if she isn't actually encouraging women to steam their own vagina now. No seriously. 

She's obviously drunk on grass-fed horse manure or something because Gwyneth is telling women they don't know what they're missing if they haven't tried the 'latest thing,' to wit steaming their lady gardens with a healthful potpourri of mugwort and dandelion and whatnot. She tried it herself and she's never known such energizing cleanliness.
Via Goop:
“You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release — not just a steam douche — that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it.”
Which reminds me, is anyone surprised Gwyneth's ex, Chris Martin, consciously uncoupled from this barking mad steam demon the second he got a chance? I'm guessing Jennifer Lawrence steams her vagina at least never times a month. Plus she eats burgers. It's as if someone gave him a Get Out of Hippie Jail Free card with boobs.