Wednesday, 20 May 2015

KIM KARDASHIAN'S GIANT ARSE GOT SCANNED AT JFK

kim kardashian, JFK airport, charlie hebdo,
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If you're worried about air travel in the wake of the horrific terror attacks in France you can breathe a little easier knowing that airport security is tighter than whatever the hell Kim Kardashian's monstrous arse is swaddled in here. A slew of gratifyingly invasive Daily Mail photos show the future ex-Mrs. West being subjected to rigourous screening at JFK airport, removing  her sensible travel attire (stilettos and fur) and undergoing a full scan because any idiot can see she could be smuggling an entire truckload of AK47s in that ass prosthesis. You don't have to be a trained security officer to see that. Matter of fact, has anyone checked Kim's itinerary to see where she was in the days leading up to the Charlie Hebdo massacre? I'm not kidding. I think I'm on to something here ...
View Kim's epic journey through JFK airport here.