|SOMEONE NEEDS TO REMIND SUGE KNIGHT |
that he's almost 50 years old. His mother, maybe?
(Or has he accidentally killed her as well?
I don't know, I really can't keep track
of these rap moguls' antics.)
Suge's lawyer claims Suge was 'attacked' after an argument at a Compton burger shop — code for being shot at because the crack he was selling at premium prices was in fact just chopped-up chunks of Ivory soap — on Thursday and then ran over his friend, label owner Terry Carter, while fleeing the scene. Implying, I guess, that he killed his friend in self-defence. (Jesus Christ, buddy. With friends like you, who needs ISIS?)
TMZ reports that witnesses say Suge threw his car into reverse once, and then a second time — a car-as-battering-ram manoever made famous by Michael Bryant — and that he has now been charged with murder. Which makes the Death Row record label he founded a stroke of retroactive genius.