Saturday, 17 January 2015

SUGE KNIGHT RAN OVER HIS OWN FRIEND

suge knight, death row records, james blatt,
SOMEONE NEEDS TO REMIND SUGE KNIGHT 
that he's almost 50 years old. His mother, maybe? 
(Or has he accidentally killed her as well? 
I don't know, I really can't keep track 
of these rap moguls' antics.) 
Wikipedia photo
 
Suge Knight, who has somehow parlayed his dime-a-dozen talents to 'rap mogul' status, would clearly rather be doing what he is best at: being a thug. Because not only is he basically just a 49-year-old, 280-pound domestic-violence-and-gunfire magnet whose very presence causes bullets to start flying, but now he has actually mowed down one of his own friends in an act of retarded vehicular homicide. 

Suge's lawyer claims Suge was 'attacked' after an argument at a Compton burger shop code for being shot at because the crack he was selling at premium prices was in fact just chopped-up chunks of Ivory soap on Thursday and then ran over his friend, label owner Terry Carter, while fleeing the scene. Implying, I guess, that he killed his friend in self-defence. (Jesus Christ, buddy. With friends like you, who needs ISIS?)

TMZ reports that witnesses say Suge threw his car into reverse once, and then a second time a car-as-battering-ram manoever made famous by Michael Bryant and that he has now been charged with murder. Which makes the Death Row record label he founded a stroke of retroactive genius.