Thursday, 15 January 2015

MILEY CYRUS IS GOING TO GIVE THE INTERNET COOTIES

miley cyrus, V magazine, lady gaga, monkees, patrick schwarzenegger,

Miley Cyrus's pubic Tourette's is acting up again. The goat-arsed hillbilly has been splattering nude pictures of herself all over social media, culminating with this latest charmer posted to Instagram, which has been pixelated here so you don't have to do this for the rest of the day. 

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To make matters worse, V Magazine has once again paid actual money to have Miley strip down to her squirrel pelt for a full frontal photo spread, complete with a fully nude foldout poster, marking, what, the THIRD time she has appeared butt nekkid in their rag? Not to mention the umpteen times it has featured Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Kesha. This is nothing short of eyeball terrorism. If ever a magazine were ripe for a Charlie Hebdo, it is this one. Never mind what I mean by that. I'm speaking in code. The people who can do something about it will know ... 

EDITOR'S NOTE Well I've seen the photos and I just have one thing to say: way to blow your chance to get into the Kennedy clan, girl. There's no way in hell Patrick Schwarzenegger is going to marry a 12-year-old boy.