|SCOTT DISICK HOLDS HANDS WITH KHLOE KARDASHIAN |
while his wife sits at home straddling cold compresses and cuddling their newborn.
Awww. Isn't this sweet? Professional shithead Scott Disick, holding hands with his sweetheart and professing his affection on Instagram with the words "I'm in love with the koko." Except what the fuck because "the koko" is his sister-in-law, not his wife, not that you can blame him (or anyone) for forgetting that because the last time I recall him and his wife spending time together was ... uhm ... never? Yeah. Never.
In his defence, Scott's actual wife, Kourtney Kardashian, is at home recovering from having shat out yet another of his
About the only thing that could be grosser than this sister-wife situation is Kris Jenner having sex with one of Justin Bieber's lackeys who is 30 years her junior. *hyperventilates, retches, hyperventilates some more* Editor? I hate to trouble you whilst your picking your fartleberries but could you please kill me? I've actually lost the will to live.
EDITOR'S NOTE: *makes sign of the cross* So you WERE listening!