Tuesday, 5 May 2015

THOSE KARDASHIANS ARE ALL THE SAME TO SCOTT DISICK

khloe kardashian, scott disick, koko, kourtney kardashian, kris jenner, instagram, corey gamble,
SCOTT DISICK HOLDS HANDS WITH KHLOE KARDASHIAN  
while his wife sits at home straddling cold compresses and cuddling their newborn.
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Awww. Isn't this sweet? Professional shithead Scott Disick, holding hands with his sweetheart and professing his affection on Instagram with the words "I'm in love with the koko." Except what the fuck because "the koko" is his sister-in-law, not his wife, not that you can blame him (or anyone) for forgetting that because the last time  I recall him and his wife spending time together was ... uhm ... never? Yeah. Never. 
In his defence, Scott's actual wife, Kourtney Kardashian, is at home recovering from having shat out yet another of his sperm blobs babies, so of course dude would rather peacock around town with a woman whose vagina is functioning and available. Even if they are related. Lighten up you guys! It's not like they're taking baths together or anything or ... oh wait. They're taking baths together.

About the only thing that could be grosser than this sister-wife situation is Kris Jenner having sex with one of Justin Bieber's lackeys who is 30 years her junior. *hyperventilates, retches, hyperventilates some more* Editor? I hate to trouble you whilst your picking your fartleberries but could you please kill me? I've actually lost the will to live.

EDITOR'S NOTE: *makes sign of the cross* So you WERE listening!