Aw, cheer up, Bruce. It wasn't really a secret anyway.
In other celebrifart news:
Oscar nominations: If you ask me, there should be a special category for best snubs. EOnline
Snooki chopped her hair off and went back to her natural colour. Don't worry, the veneers aren't going anywhere. TOOFAB
Does Chris Brown's paid porn star escort not realize how lucky she is? Ungrateful! TMZ
Poor sweet Hugh Hefner is getting dragged into Bill Cosby's mess. HuffingtonPost
Kate Middleton's baby bump is cuter than ever. USMagazine