Thursday, 15 January 2015


bruce jenner, in touch, oscar nominations, oscar snubs, kate middleton,
Despite the fact that he has long, flowing locks, dainty shell-pink nails and the budding bosoms of a transvestite schoolgirl, Bruce Jenner is sad. And it's all because of a stupid magazine. In Touch is setting the Internet on fire with this week's craptastic cover, which features an amateurishly photoshopped image of Bruce and the headline "My life as a woman." This highly principled display of journalism has reportedly got Bruce's knickers in a twist because not only did they use an ugly shade of lipstick, they didn't even bother to contour his rouge. Plus he was allegedly planning to come out as a lady in his own time, on the cover of The Advocate, and now the secret is out.
Aw, cheer up, Bruce. It wasn't really a secret anyway. 
In other celebrifart news:

Oscar nominations: If you ask me, there should be a special category for best snubs. EOnline

Snooki chopped her hair off and went back to her natural colour. Don't worry, the veneers aren't going anywhere. TOOFAB

Does Chris Brown's paid porn star escort not realize how lucky she is? Ungrateful! TMZ

Poor sweet Hugh Hefner is getting dragged into Bill Cosby's mess. HuffingtonPost

Kate Middleton's baby bump is cuter than ever. USMagazine