|I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT BROKE CHRISSY TEIGEN'S FOOT BONE |
but hopefully it'll move on to her phone now. What is that, Kyocera's1989 model?
Something happened to model Chrissy Teigen in New York City that caused her some sort of injury. Details are sketchy but it can't be too bad because she's keeping up her breakneck pace of posting sultry selfies to Instagram, including this one of her long bronzed legs splayed on a hospital bed. It's cryptically captioned: "Then I cracked a foot bone. I regret nothing."
What's that? How did she crack it? Oh fer feck's sake. Practically naked supermodel, titillating pose, free ogling ... and you want to know what happened to her foot? What is WRONG with you people?
EDITOR'S NOTE I wonder if she injured it while being blow-dried in the nude. I hear she does that ...
MY NOTE Well if that's all it took to break a foot bone I wouldn't be able to walk. Now let's see what's going on in other celebritarse news ...
Kim Kardashian's bikini did not take kindly to Amber Rose's bikini's attempts to usurp its throne. HuffingtonPost
Chas Bono sure is buff for someone who used to be obsese. And female. TMZ
Rihanna says Leonardo DiCaprio was "the best she's ever had." EDITOR! Gonna need a bigger barf bucket! FanSided
Jennifer Lopez is getting pretty good at the insults lately. USMagazine