|OF COURSE YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS COVER GIRL|
She bleached her eyebrows off just like this ninny once did, for Chrissake. It changes everything.
Love, February 2015 edition
Kim Kardashian has scored yet another magazine cover and this one's got Italian words on it so you know it's gotta be more tasteful than Paper's Break-the-Internet-With-Your-Butterballs bonanza. In fact, Love magazine went in exactly the opposite direction and somehow ($$$$$) persuaded Kim to not only cover her arse and udders but also to bleach her eyebrows off. And I have to say it is an amazing look, because if I didn't already know that was Kim Kardashian I would have no idea that was Kim Kardashian.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Except for the fact that it says "KIM" right there on the cover.
MY NOTE: Oh fuck off. You know damn well I can't read Italian.
And now, in other celebretard news:
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Halle Berry's husband is just a pair of fists waiting to happen. TMZ
Russell Crowe, like all old dudes, thinks Hollywood actresses need to act their age. USMagazine
How dare you call talented, totally relevant Paris Hilton a has-been. SELFIEEEE! Fishwrapper