Monday, 5 January 2015

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS, VOL 26

kim kardashian, love magazine, prince andrew, madonna,
OF COURSE YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS COVER GIRL
She bleached her eyebrows off just like this ninny once did, for Chrissake. It changes everything.
Love, February 2015 edition

Kim Kardashian has scored yet another magazine cover and this one's got Italian words on it so you know it's gotta be more tasteful than Paper's Break-the-Internet-With-Your-Butterballs bonanza. In fact, Love magazine went in exactly the opposite direction and somehow ($$$$$) persuaded  Kim to not only cover her arse and udders but also to bleach her eyebrows off. And I have to say it is an amazing look, because if I didn't already know that was Kim Kardashian I would have no idea that was Kim Kardashian.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Except for the fact that it says "KIM" right there on the cover.
MY NOTE: Oh fuck off. You know damn well I can't read Italian. 
And now, in other celebretard news: 

I think it's officially time to ban Madonna from Instagram. TheIndependent

Buckingham Palace 'emphatically denies' gross creepy Prince Andrew actually had to pay someone to have sex with him. Meaning he totally paid someone to have sex with him. TorontoStar

Halle Berry's husband is just a pair of fists waiting to happen. TMZ

Russell Crowe, like all old dudes, thinks Hollywood actresses need to act their age. USMagazine

How dare you call talented, totally relevant Paris Hilton a has-been. SELFIEEEE! Fishwrapper