Wednesday, 25 February 2015

SORRY, CHRIS BROWN, WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND HERE

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Hats off to Canada's border officials, who occasionally accidentally get it right. Because although terrorists appear to be able to permeate our borders with terrifying ease, there is NO WAY IN HELL they are gonna let a woman-beating, gay-bashing, rock-tossing, way-overtatted entertainer taint our home and native land. (Unless he's Mike Tyson. The rules are very clear.)

Meaning to say Chris Brown was denied entry to our great nation yesterday, disappointing hordes of ninnies who paid good sub-par Canadian money to be entertained by a man who beat the snot out of Rihanna and generally indulges in the kind of idiocies usually reserved for morons and Jamaican-ish mayors of the great city of Toronto.  

In an unusual fit of restraint, one might even say decency (except HAHA, as if!), Brown announced the news to his fans on Twitter thusly: "The good people of the Canadian government wouldn't allow me entry. I'll be back this summer and will hopefully see all my Canadian fans!" *rereads, snorts* There is no way in hell that little shit wrote that ...

EDITOR'S NOTE Why do I get the feeling Drake had something to do with this?