Friday, 20 February 2015

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S WHORRORS, VOL 29

kanye, kim kardashian, power 105.1, breakfast club, amber rose, giuliana rancic, furkini,
HERE'S LITTLE NORTH WEST IN A FURKINI ... OH. WAIT. 
That hasn't happened yet. Although Kanye warns there's a good chance Nori will wind up looking just like this. 
Twitter/@KimKardashian

And now, Kanye West will explain how genetics works in the most creepy-dad fashion imaginable, in fact he's basically encouraging people to start fantasizing about his kid. In a rambling madman interview on Power 105.1, Kanye did all the usual madman rambling we've come to expect of him "I'm a genius, bow down before Beyonce, respect my porn star wife" but really broke new madman ground when he randomly expounded on what his toddler might look like when she's a grown woman. 

To put it in context, not that it removes the "ew" factor, he was waxing euphoric over Kim's physique and commanding the world to appreciate it. "My daughter has a good chance of being shaped like my wife," he mused, probably while rubbing his hands together. Why yes, Kanye, there's a good chance any child will resemble its mother, although in this case the chances would be vastly enhanced if a small army of plastic surgeons and butt doctors were brought onsite at the dawn of her 15th birthday. If not sooner. I mean Kylie didn't start savaging herself until a ripe old 16, but it's the 21st century, for God's sake. We are not apes. Why wait?

In other equally absurd celebrilollobrigida news: 

Ellen DeGeneres has a secret 'unbelievably cute kids' farm. This proves it. Facebook

This Amber Rose/Kim Kardashian feud is DIGUSTING. And hilarious. Mostly hilarious. TMZ

Jay Z has a love child, claims kid who says he's Jay Z's love child. Daily Mail

Giuliana Rancic may be starving to death, but damn, her hair looks good! Fishwrapper

Salma Hayek says her 'overly wavy body' hurt her career. (Are Hollywood's translators on strike? Just wondering.)  ETOnline