Despite my earlier vow to swear off Whorrifying anybody for the foreseeable future (note to everybody: I suck at vows — just ask my ex-husband
EDITOR'S NOTE You forgot to mention the most important thing: We have resumed the game of Things on Piggly Wiggly's Head!
MY NOTE It's not a game if it's supposed to be there. (Yup. He's still an idiot.)