Thursday, 1 October 2015

PIGGLY WIGGLY IS ALMOST AS BIG AS A PUMPKIN NOW!

PIGGLY WENT TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH AND HAD A REALLY GOURD TIME
It's been awhile since I Whorrified you, but as I mentioned several months ago, I somehow tricked smart people into thinking I'm worthy of their highly respectable job offer so I have to behave myself now. No using the 'f' word, no tightly cropped shots of Kim Kardashian's arse (you may know him as Kanye), or for that matter, of my own. It's like I suddenly went Catholic! (Which I might actually do if this new Pope continues to surprise and inspire me the way he has been.)

Anyway, before I accidentally lapse back out of Catholicism again, allow me to bless you with some new pics of my granddaughter, Piggly Wiggly. It's not celebrity gossip and she's no Bruce Jenner but then again, neither is Bruce Jenner —  but for those of you who religiously followed the trials and tribulations of this little darling's rough first year, they're kinda sweet. So, to brighten up your Monday and hopefully boost my hit count, please enjoy wee Piggly's first trip to the pumpkin patch. My apologies for the gratuitous cleavage and crotch shots. I've discovered I just can't help myself.