When I saw this makeup-free gotcha shot, my first thought was "Holy shit! Darryl Hannah's mom looks AMAZING!" Then I read the headline and my second thought was "Bahahahaaaa!"
Yes folks, this is what Iggy Azalea really looks like when her weave is unspooled and the spackle has melted off on a trans-Atlantic red-eye. In other words, she looks like any of us would look after a trans-Atlantic red-eye. Or always. And lest some of you think I'm being mean, piss off. She's 25. NO MERCY!
EDITOR'S NOTE So we're in favour of makeup-free photos then? Good, because I have some lovely ones of you that I would love to post on the World Wide Web.
MY NOTE Go right ahead! But first, please pass me the meat cleaver? No not that one, the ISIS-approved neck-sized one.