And I guess I'm happy for him, but this entire episode has set the "Just say no to crack" movement back 20 years.
"But mommy, Lamar Odom does crack and he spent $75K at a whorehouse and almost died and and now he's more famous than ever!"
"Er, yes ... but ... well he's probably got the clap and his hoohaw is gonna turn green and fall off. Do you want your hoohaw to fall off?"
"That's what I thought. Now go read a book and improve your mind. I'm trying to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians."