LAMAR ODOM WENT TO A BROTHEL. I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT

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Lamar Odom is clinging to life in a Nevada hospital and it's so bad even I can't seem to find the heart to snark about it ... although I will say that if anyone asked me which celebrity would meet his end in a seedy brothel after "partying for days with the girls" and overdosing on herbal Viagra, I probably would have guessed Lamar Odom. (Or possibly Rob Ford, but I wouldn't have put money on that one. He's got more than enough to eat at home.) 
TMZ reports that Lamar was found unconscious at Love Ranch after a three-day binge, and that his man-whore bill rang at a whopping 75K. Lamar's lungs, kidneys and heart are failing and his former wife, Khloe Kardashian, has not left his side since she rushed there three days ago. 
And so, in keeping with my newfound charitableness and decorum, I will end this by saying Lamar Odom has had a depressingly tough life and I hope it doesn't end this way. 

EDITOR'S NOTE Why that was almost ... nice of you, mistress. Are you feeling all right?
MY NOTE Fuck off and snort that pile of herbal Viagra I bought you