TMZ reports that Lamar was found unconscious at Love Ranch after a three-day binge, and that his man-whore bill rang at a whopping 75K. Lamar's lungs, kidneys and heart are failing and his former wife, Khloe Kardashian, has not left his side since she rushed there three days ago.
And so, in keeping with my newfound charitableness and decorum, I will end this by saying Lamar Odom has had a depressingly tough life and I hope it doesn't end this way.
EDITOR'S NOTE Why that was almost ... nice of you, mistress. Are you feeling all right?
MY NOTE Fuck off and snort that pile of herbal Viagra I bought you