|An apparently sober Samantha Fox as she looks now, seen here with some "Turkish fans." I'm sure these guys have no clue what she's famous for but wouldn't be surprised to learn it's hooters. |
Anybody remember '80s pop tart Samantha Fox? Congratulations! You're old! Nobody has thought about Samantha or her shite songs or her famous "page free girl" hooters in years, but today she pierced that blissful reverie by getting booted off a flight for being drunk and abusive. The Daily Mail reports that Fox became enraged when she was denied priority boarding on a flight to Lithuania (!!!), ranting "I shouldn't have to queue with these people!" (These people: We feel the same way, you old slag.) And while I shudder to think at how often I danced on the edge of this sort of behaviour (but never fell off), I do like to think I would have the good sense to stop dressing like a 29-year-old strumpet when I was a 49-year-old strumpet. *checks watch* Which will be any day now.