Monday, 26 October 2015

GETTING THAT TATTOO WAS A GREAT IDEA, BLAC CHYNA!




Perhaps I'm setting the bar too high here by expecting Blac Chyna to use her head as something other than a wig-rest just once in her goddam life, but seriously, girl: Getting a dude's name tattooed on your hand? After a month? And not just any dude, but friggin' "I've got more baby mamas than teeth" Future? (Four children by four different women. Last known breeder: Ciara.) About the only thing I can soothe my bilious indignation with is the fact that I can look forward to purging it with a similarly bilious update when she has to have that stupid tatt removed next month. Strippers, amirite?

Sad but delicious update: The swelling hasn't even gone down on that stupid tatt and Future is already hotly denying he ever dated Blac Chyna and publicly proclaiming he's single. (Translation: "Shut the hell up, woman! You're ruining my chances with this next broad.")