Tuesday, 22 March 2016

KATIE HOLMES LOOKS SUPER HAPPY TO BE ALIVE!

KATIE HOLMES AND HER DAUGHTER SURI AT A ... 
Well I'm not sure what the hell they're doing but my money's on "sitting outside waiting for the soup kitchen to open." 
 DAILY MAIL



I can glean two things from staring obsessively at this photo, which I have been doing since stumbling across it on the Internet late last night while I was Googling "bag ladies." One: Suri Cruise, who's almost 10 now, is definitely Tom Cruise's child. She couldn't look more like him if she were jumping on a couch and wearing shoe lifts. Two: I see Katie Holmes is aggressively ramping up her campaign to be crowned World's Most Boring woman by appearing in public looking like she snorts lines of dullness and head lice. Jesus Christ, Katie, would it KILL you to brush your goddam hair? True, this could just be an attempt to avoid being spotted by the paparazzi, but to do that she'd have to start looking like she bathes. Paparazzo 1: Hey, isn't that Katie Holmes? 
Paparazzo 2: Who, her? *doubles over in hysterics* Bahaha are you freakin' kidding me? She's wearing makeup!