Tuesday, 22 March 2016

UNEMPLOYED NANNY FOR HIRE: SORRY, NO REFERENCES

JENNIFER GARNER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA  
to hire this woman as her live-in nanny. 
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I'm not usually one to apologize for sluts but after seeing this photo of Christine Ouzounian, the "nanny" who reportedly caused Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's breakup, I'm like "This is totally Jennifer's fault!" Because my God, what woman in her right mind hires a woman like this as a live-in anything? Mrs. Doubtfire, people! That's what female live-in staff are supposed to look like. Although of course I'm sure Maria Shriver thought she was pretty shrewd for following that rule to the letter when she hired Guatemalan hobbit Mildred Baena and now there's an Arnie-lookalike love child named Joseph Baena out there, so what do I know? You really shouldn't listen to me at all. I'm a huge bitch. Plus I tend to let gin do most of the talking. 

ON THE OTHER HAND, MARIA SHRIVER HIRED THIS WOMAN and Arnie STILL couldn't keep his hamhocks off her. That's the spawn of his 'roid-addled desire on the right.