Monday, 11 April 2016

HM, YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE. GIVE ME A MINUTE ...

IRONICALLY, IN FACT 
ONE MIGHT SAY FATEFULLY, 
 Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, 
Joseph Baena, looks more like Arnold 
than his sons by Maria Shriver. 
Yahoo

If there were ever any doubt that this strapping young barbarian was the illegitimate offspring of Arnold Schwarzenegger (via Guatemalan hobbit housemaid Mildred Baena), this picture of Joseph Baena should put it to rest once and for all. If every cheating husband's love child came out looking this much like his sperminator the paternity-test industry would be out of business in the time it takes to say "Just leave the goddam dusting and bend over, for Chrissake; my wife is due home any minute!" 

And since I haven't spontaneously combusted yet, I guess it's safe to further cattily note that young Joseph is 18 - as is Arnold and Maria Shriver's youngest son, Christopher. Indeed, their birthdays are separated by what must have been the most nail-biting five days in the history of cheating fathers. It doesn't take a genius to do that math and conclude that Arnold is the shittiest kind of cheater there is. And in a world that includes Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Jude Law and Bill Clinton, that's saying something.