|IRONICALLY, IN FACT |
ONE MIGHT SAY FATEFULLY,
Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child,
Joseph Baena, looks more like Arnold
than his sons by Maria Shriver.
And since I haven't spontaneously combusted yet, I guess it's safe to further cattily note that young Joseph is 18 - as is Arnold and Maria Shriver's youngest son, Christopher. Indeed, their birthdays are separated by what must have been the most nail-biting five days in the history of cheating fathers. It doesn't take a genius to do that math and conclude that Arnold is the shittiest kind of cheater there is. And in a world that includes Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Jude Law and Bill Clinton, that's saying something.