Monday, 30 May 2016

BARE-KNUCKLE BRAWL OVER COSTCO PARKING SPOT

COSTCO: COME FOR THE DEALS, STAY FOR THE CAGE FIGHTS
I do not have a Costco membership, but that is about to change. Like, RIGHT NOW. Because if this is the kind of live entertainment that goes on in their parking lot, that membership fee is worth every penny. I saw this video online and naturally assumed I was watching an episode of the White Trash Olympics. Filmed at a Walmart. In Alabama. (Although I should have known better on that last one because nobody pulled out a gun and shot his own sister-wife.) Wrong on all counts. This here was a bare-knuckle cage fight that unspooled in upper-crust Mississauga ... or as we here in Brampton like to sneer: The deeper end of the GTA gene pool. Watch this video, below, and you too will find yourself howling with shameful glee, going back again and again to watch the skinny old feller throw girlie elbows, to watch the woman with the nails-on-chalkboard voice repeatedly screech "YOU FACK!" and, my personal favourite,  the balding Cro-Magnon literally shoving a woman to the ground, then coming back for more. "Wait, there's still another lady I haven't punched!" he probably protested to the useless Costco "security."