Tuesday, 14 June 2016

MEG RYAN LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MEG RYAN ANYMORE

HERE'S MEG RYAN HAVING TROUBLE DISTINGUISHING HER TONGUE FROM HER LIP 
 because obviously neither of them are real anymore.

I don't know what Meg Ryan has been injecting into her face lately but if you held a collagen-filled syringe to my head and made me guess I'd say "POINT THAT GODDAMN THING AT MEG RYAN! SHE OBVIOUSLY LOVES IT!" Because here is the once-adorable Meg scaring the crap out of everybody by showing up at the Tony Awards sporting a head made entirely of Play-Doh and formaldehyde. And of course Twitter immediately had a shit-fit because if there's one thing Twitter is good for it's bringin' the love. Meg herself has yet to respond to the social media cornholing because her lips don't move anymore, but if they did I'm sure it would only be to utter the same bullshit she uttered the last time she had her face rejigged, specifically: adamant denial. Meanwhile the plastic surgeons do-gooders out there are rushing to her defence and calling for an end to the "plastic surgery shaming," which makes me laugh because when Meg says it it comes out like: "plshtic shushusee shemming" and also because it's utter horse manure. I did not shame your face, girlfriend. YOU DID!