|MEL'S DELIGHT I CAN UNDERSTAND, but why the f*ck is his 26-year-old girlfriend smiling?|
Mel Gibson LOVES children. He loves them so much he can't stop having them — or dating them. You may recall that Mel had seven kids with his first wife, Robin Moore, during their 31-year marriage because he is a good Catholic. Then he went off the Catholic thing because it's boring being with women who get old, so he divorced Robin and hooked up with Russian "singer" Oksana Grigorieva, 46, and for awhile they had so much fun that she wound up pregnant with Gibson offspring no. 8. But then she, too, started getting older, plus she had an unpleasant habit of loudly alleging that he beat the shit out of her on more than one occasion, so, clearly, Mel had no choice but to put a big wad of money in her mouth and send her packing.
Well it would be enough to put any normal man off women, but Mel is no normal man. Clearly. Because here's Mel, at age 60, expecting offspring no. 9 with his latest sperm receptacle, Rosalind Ross — who is 10 years younger than Mel's oldest child. (That'll be fun at Thanksgiving get-togethers!) And I don't know how to spell retching sounds so I'll just go with the other word that immediately comes to mind when I think of a 26-year-old woman allowing a stinky old bearded madman to put a baby in her: GROSS.