Friday, 30 September 2016

TRUMP HAD CREEPY THOUGHTS ABOUT PARIS HILTON

Photo by George Biard/Wikipedia
Today in "Things that Oozed from Donald J's Mouth," we have Trump admitting that he found 12-year-old Paris Hilton attractive. 
The Donald belched this runny tidbit during an interview with Howard Stern. 
While Trump was discussing women he did or did not find hot (hint: not that fat pig Machado), he brought up Paris Hilton.

“Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton,” he said. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ ”

 
He then went on to call Hilton “dumb like a fox” and admitted that he had watched her sex tape. 


About the only thing more shocking than this is the fact that anything this talking sphincter says still has the capacity to shock us. If he hasn't crossed your boundaries by now, you don't have boundaries. So please don't vote.    

RELATED: Paris Hilton has a career again. Thanks, Lil Wayne!

TELL ME AGAIN HOW WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL

 

Monday, 26 September 2016

PRINCE GEORGE FLIPPED TRUDEAU THE ROYAL BIRD



Man, this 'class' thing sure starts early with the Brits. Because Prince George is what, three years old, and already he knows instinctively to recoil in politely restrained horror when a commoner attempts to touch his royal person. A video of the little scamp thoroughly rejecting our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's various attempts at a greeting ... high-five? low-five? handshake? how 'bout daps? ... has gone viral and I can't get enough of it. I want someone to make a video of Prince George meeting and then snubbing every single world leader starting, of course, with Donald Trump. "I'll thank you not to taint me with your leathery orange pauper skin, sir!" From his head to his knee socks, this kid is totally king material.